Liked for 'Stepfather Factory'

Free Bird?  Was that a B-side or something?

Dirk Calloway, SWM, NYC

We just say Florida.

Similar question: how long should one wait before revealing one's herpes?

E.T.

2000 Honda Civic Stick shift.  Also the first car I ever had repo'd.

Flying Lotus - Beginners Falafel
Smashing Pumpkins - Landslide
Songs: Ohia - John Henry Split My Heart
the Strokes - You Talk Way Too Much
Slayer - Jesus Saves

Jaws.

I passed!  But I failed!

Contratuologies?

Does the fact that I wish I could get physically emotional over stories like this mean I'm not an altogether terrible person?

That's me except exchange 'Rape Me' for 'Milk It'.

Uncle Fuzzy's naked puzzle basement.  You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry.

Also, driving in New York?  Wtf!

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus M train all the way.

What a strange thing to say.

My company lets us drink starting at 4pm on Fridays.  It's the start of the 3 day period that represents the only period in which I drink.  So though I may binge, I don't think I qualify as alcoholic.

Um, shouldn't that be "belong in museum"?

So it all balances out.