Take all my money now.

And I raise my head and stare…

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus What, you don't like pussy?

Whoops

New York, baby!  The train is always my designated driver.

I'm way ahead of you…

Do you really *heart* beaver or are you just saying you *heart* beaver because you saw it?

WOLF EYES!

No no, women orgasms are fake.

I'm trimming tomorrow!

If that's the way you want it, @avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus

@avclub-21cb1137b6aab4de4328a8c698770071:disqus That's what I call my mouth!

Failed Taco Bell Bell-sies

Somewhat, but so was Tailspin.

When you someone "What's Love Got to Do With" it?

Well, in my defense, DO you remember the one where Cliff went on Jeopardy?  It was amazing!  "Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen?"

Her whole rant was one long slurred word, as far as I can tell.

@avclub-9349e20458f64c9bfb83b5221e145937:disqus I blame Swingers.

I don't even own a Magic City.

I think you should reply to every thread this way today.