I want that Roomba.

EVERYONE!! HEY EVERYONE!!! PEPSI JR. ENJOYS SOMETHING!!!!

@avclub-e7c3fb5390c74909db1bb3559b24007a:disqus  I've read Ulysses and "let it roll over you" definitely doesn't apply. You have to attack that fucker like a scholar, with an arsenal of supplemental material, but unlike GR, if you do it will all make sense in the end.

Sometimes you get up and bake a cake or somethin'
Sometimes you stay in bed
Sometimes you go la-di-da-di-da-di-da-da
Til your eyes roll
Back inside your head

What was that stuff we used to eat all the time?  Oh yeah, pussy.

@Scrawler2:disqus Sounds like you got yourself a crockpot!

@Scrawler2:disqus Why am I not surprised to learn that you are part of a cool couple?

You and I have different definitions of fun when it comes to reading, apparently.  I don't particularly enjoy the process of being made to feel stupid.

@Scrawler2:disqus Sometimes it's not a matter of how you are perceived by strangers in the 3rd wheel situation.  For a lonely person who maybe finds it difficult to find companionship, hanging out with a couple can be a harrowing experience.  I don't know what you and your husband are like with single friends, but…

Forget it, @avclub-b476828992f393a09339cf6270d30aa8:disqus . It's Pepsi-town.

it's a beautifully written book, but it's missing a center.

I used to date that bartender.

Already blowed right back up.

Oh, you wanted information and weren't just being a dick?  My bad.  Here, let me help.

I want to thank you, whoever you are.

That ass don't quit, even in her 40's?

Fuck off.

I said religion, not dementia.

I larfed.

When you some element eat it?