Oboe you didn't!

I remember there was some Twitter controversy a while back where Killer Mike criticised some BLM activists who crashed a Bernie rally and the activists accused him of "cooning it up". I've seen it a few times since then. Apparently it's a thing.

In fairness, I've seen plenty of black people use that phrase to criticise black performers who they feel lampoon their own blackness.

THOSE BITCHES AIN'T GETTING NO CANDY FROM ME!!!

#NoAllFigNewtonsAreNamedAfterASmallTownInMassachusetts

#NotAllPauls

I loved Ghostbusters 2!

Luckily, I'm virulently racist so I can't wait!!

Then I look forward to seeing it in the cinema and then loudly complaining about what a rip-off it is.

I'm pleased the reviews are good. I look forward to illegally downloading it.

Pro-tip fucknut: To be an MRA is to ascribe to a set of specific beliefs about the legal standing of men vis a vis women. It's not a synonym for "Anyone with an opinion I don't like, or anyone I don't like with an opinion."

It seems like my posts are systematically being removed (while all the abusive ones directed at Bucky remain untouched) so there's no point in continuing this further. That said, lots of people call it scoring. Just type "Urban Dictionary Score" into google if you don't believe me. As for "Symmetrical features",…

You'll forgive me if I don't take your word for that.

Slim or athletic, clear skin, symmetrical features, not crazy, not fat. And if we're throwing around accusations of lying, I'd bet even money those goofy friends of yours who are constantly scoring with beautiful women don't exist.

I suspect we're using radically different definitions of "better than average". Besides, there are exceptions to every rule. My grandfather smoked a pack a day from the age of 12 til he was 90. That doesn't disprove the general rule about smoking.

Only for as long as you keep giving me reason to.

He could be a fucking pterodactyl for all it matters. He's not wrong.

This, kids, is why you should never get high on your own supply.

"When a man has sex with lots of women he's called a stud. When a woman has sex with lots of men she's called a slut. A lot of people think this is unfair. Wrong. It's totally fair, and I'll explain why. It's fucking easy to be a slut. It's fucking HARD to be a stud. To be a stud you need to be handsome, witty,…

Yeah. Seriously. You're coming off like a total lunatic.