Geeeeeet ouuuut!

Still, not as much as Merle.

Did anyone actually listen to the new song? Chance & Young Thug lit it up. Great track.

Sure, Santa Carla has Lost Boys but Santa Monica's got Z-Boys, brah.

Let's not forget Gal Gadot is hot. Lebanon is banning Wonder Woman for being too sexy and Jewish.

"I don't feel normal but I don't feel high." Sounds like a bad case of the Trumps to me.

Dancing With The Starks

Veep is a great show but I think, like Seinfeld and more specifically George in that one episode, it should go out on a high note……

He's Dangerous.

I remember young Tyra Banks fondly……from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I used to think "wow, that's the kind of girl I want in my life." I'd be looking like quite the fool now had I not been forced to stop fantasizing about our lives together because of the restraining order.

Well, it's one for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready
Now go, cat, go
But (you can)
Step on my Red Lockheed Jetstar!

It was a non-jolly Thin Man in a Red Suit that gave me the book, ma….and he said we could be friends.

No! Not Lenny.

"I've been on the job for over 20 years, and I fail to see what fishing bricks from the bottom of a pool has got to do with bank robbery. And on top of that, they got me babysitting some quarterback punk, named Johnny Unitas or something."

I assumed Multiple Moynihans was the name of a show…..I'm relieved to have been wrong.

Do you see what happens when you fuck an ABC executive in the ass?!

Isn't it kind of hard not to win something on Plinko?

No. It was a one-armed man. Or the mailman. I don't know. Probably one of those though.

It's really hard to not like The Rock. He's just a nice guy. Every time I here him swear though I nearly fall over like a proper English Lady in the 1920's. He's just too nice. That's what makes the swearing seem un-natural. Fuck.

I don't know about great news…..let's say…..*checks thesaurus*…..good….