Yer gonna give butt suckin' a bad name!

My father in law told me exactly this over the weekend. According to him, Ledger was so ashamed of playing a gay cowboy that he killed himself.

I convulse to Partyman because it's a sick jam!

See? it writes itself.

Climb, Slipknot! Climb!

Nah. Dancing witch is a much better foe for the skwad.

Don't tell me you don't wanna see a Slipknot prequel. The man who can climb anything!

It isn't even fun enough to hate-watch. Skip it.

Did you actually enjoy Suicide Squad? If so, why?

Can you even imagine that guy's breath? He looks like a cologne and farts kinda guy.

They are making a case for trying to keep our planet livable.

Well someone has to monitor it's strength.

I assumed it was O'Neal snark until I scrolled down to find out it was a direct quote.

I was about to say "Imagine leaving the house like that, let alone visiting the Whitehouse", and then I couldn't think of a single good reason to dress up to visit this president.

What the fuck is Kid Rock wearing

Yeah I got rid of mine when I realized it was more efficient to just toss a bunch of shit into a blender.

That's a bingo!

That right there is the only thing that I enjoy about our current hellscape.

Yes.

I get "adult diaper" vibe from Trump in general.