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I remember being a lot older than you when the movie came out and just being completely fucking exhausted by it.

I don't really get how Snyder hasn't grown or improved even slightly as a filmmaker in any way whatsoever.

This may be the first Marvel flick I'm excited for as a movie and not a franchise obligation.

We threw out the soap.

My wife and I went to a reading of his a long time ago. It was just before our wedding, which we mentioned when we got a book signed. A few weeks later we received a package with wedding bells and a few random things.

ugh. That sound. That 90's Epitaph sound. ugh.

This reads kind of like an AI trying to parse internet humor.

Sluate is like "fellate" right?

They are a pretty great band, though.

I swear this is what he thought the job was. Just stuff like this.

I have always loved the Thong Song, a position I can't really defend in any meaningful way.

Oh, but just imagine the conversations they'd have as they flew toward the sun.

Does he really call his wife "mother"? Cuz that's fucking awful.

90 minutes is the perfect movie length. Get with it!

NO! It wouldn't be nice!

What the fuck is wrong with everybody.

It's tough to call which of the Trump sons is the biggest dipshit, but I think Junior's in the lead right now.

It's "You'se"

Normally making fun of a person's appearance isn't cool. But with Trump, who gives a fuck? There is no insult mean enough. Make fun of every little thing. I mean, why not?

I could probably do a pretty good background corpse. Y'know, if they're hiring.