Can you be a rock legend by simply existing for a long time?

Barron is ready to star in a remake of the Omen

Why isn't there a basic aptitude test for presidential candidates? You guys could have avoided a real whoopsie if someone had just checked to see if he was remotely qualified before he ran.

I object to food porn because it messes with my search results when looking for food related porn.

I sure do hope I didn't trigger any of them by mistakenly associating them with hip hop culture.

Ah I just assumed it was some Alt Right bullshit. The more you know!

Insults like snowflake, cuck and thot just make me laugh when I hear them (still don't know what thot means and I don't wanna look it up). It's such imbecilic nonsense and I just can't take it seriously at all.

Because Reign In Blood syncs up remarkably well with How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

It took a few years to demote him from spooky to awful

When I was a kid I thought the singer had a spooky voice and really hated it.

What's worse: Trump trying to be personable or Pence trying to pass himself off as human?

If it wasn't a #MAGA hat I'd probably feel bad for the kid, but this was funny as hell to me. Is there a more apt metaphor for this dude's presidency?

That sounds pretty much like whatever the fuck those people believe.

I bet he draws the line at putting his name on tampons.

The Blaze only serves dry saltines.

Ever since Michael Shannon was suggested I can't think of anyone else playing it.

There are so many ways to make asparagus sing!

I hate this.

That made me uncomfortable

I made a valiant effort to convince myself I liked it, but alas I did not like it very much at all.