Well that certainly didn't do anything to persuade me you aren't a 14 year old with an Internet connection.

Well, I'm not an American, so there's that.

I don't recall crying about anything

He needs to be mocked and criticized at every turn. All day. Never stop.

You're telling me you don't have a favorite John Voight song?

It is true if only you BELIEVE it to be so!

Anonymous put up a youtube video after the election, warning Trump that a reckoning was coming. Since then, I dunno. Maybe they forgot?

At any given time I can think of 1000+ reasons to turn my anger towards the right.

Well gee, I was already on the fence about attending. But 3 Doors Down AND Toby Keith AND Jon fuckin' Voight? I'm probably not attending.

It makes me so happy that he couldn't book a single decent act.

I've occasionally been curious about what happened to that guy, but not curious enough to google it.

I've always been able to successfully tune out the Chipmunks movies when my kid is watching them, so I give them a pass.

Shitter Beer

I miss the days when we got like a half dozen articles a day from him

There's bound to be some splashback.

My daughter thought the pee story was pretty funny.

Here's an important question: what is your deal?

This is a step up for him really. At least the pissing was consensual

This would be hilarious if everything wasn't so fucking depressing.

Oh man I still miss him