If im not mistaken, the only song Live ever recorded is Lightning Crashes, right? So that must be the one.

That image almost made me throw up, thanks

I'll accept being scrutinized from above most of the time, but Lord please leave me alone when I'm fucking.

It's extremely weird that this man has given the world a detailed schematic of which buttons to push to hurt his feelings.

I don't know about you, but nothing gets me out of the mood faster than some vigorous prayer.

You just know it burns him up that he can't get anybody decent. It's great.

How in the world are there FIVE of these? Who is watching them?

I've shifted all of my Bat interest to the Lego Batman movie.

Would watch

I need to revisit that movie one of these days. I saw it fairly young and missed all of the satire. Thought it was just a dumb space bug movie. I've read enough about it since then to get the point but I just haven't made time for it.

That guy gets mulched into burger. I've seen Robocop a few times but my jaw dropped when I watched the director's cut of that scene.

I think Showgirls is a goddamn masterpiece.

Hopefully future history textbooks will have a photo of him labelled "Never Again". But maybe it's wishful thinking that we'd have textbooks or schools by then.

I always assumed that the album itself is probably somewhere between mediocre and terrible. I'm glad he bought it.

One time I got stuck in a confrontation with someone protesting outside of a women's clinic. I didn't go looking for an argument or anything, but it just worked out that way. Anyway, at some point while trying to reason with her it dawned on me "Oh shit. This person is completely crazy."

It's a detail I never would have noticed if he hadn't pointed it out himself.

It's less about mocking small-handedness in general, and more about how it makes him super, duper angry. Which makes it worth doing.

Surely you mean the Bearenstoon Bears?

I have requested to be tossed into a ditch and picked apart by crows.

I'm starting to think this guy doesn't have the temperament to be president!