By "does a lot of stuff" do you mean 'has a wife who writes cool shit'? Cause I'm down with that, anything else, yeah, nah, he's a massive berk.

Of course it's going to have 'surreal' comedy, they've hired Noel Fielding. Having him play straight is like hiring Jonathan Ross and asking him to not be a massive fucking wanker. Money down the toilet!

Donnie Yen is excellent, but is obviously killing babies and stealing their souls to look that good at his age.

"Adebisi pricked me with an AIDS infected needle."
"Well… good luck with aaaaaaal that!"

Is that the one with the John Van Fleet art? If so, that was ace.

I know I'm in the minority and, fuck me, I ended up watching all of it until the bitter end hoping against hope for a sliver of a morsel, but 'Westworld' wasn't so much not surprising television as it was, and how to phrase this so it coveys just what I mean, utter fucking twaddle.

It's a great example of a word being divorced from it's most literal meaning. There's almost a level of disdain attached to it like "I'd think of a proper way to insult you, but I really can't be arsed, cause you're just such a wanker."

Saw headline, thought same thing. Couldn't give two shits about Pompeii, but passionate about vernacular.

A zaftig girl from Tottenham piking on a promise? Colour me fucking surprised, son.

'Katie Kitamura, A Separation' or the prime example of how my tastes and the AV Club's are worlds apart. Hint: I thought this was dog shit, like, I was angry at having lost the time it took to read the fucking thing.

I think they're talking specifically about the blood-splattered version, which was prevalent in Hot Topic, but which would have rather gone against the spirit of the original rave scene.

What do they do when he just shows up again?

Did he come in late to the ceremony?

Slight shoehorn to mention that Ulver's "The Assassination of Julius Caesar" is a stonkingly good album.

I'd like to add Americans saying "cheers" in any situation other than making a toast.

This article and the twitter responses are fantastic pieces of evidence in the filing cabinet drawer marked 'you just don't fucking get it and this is why the bastards win'. Obviously this ad isn't for you, it's for everyone in Pocklington who doesn't trust a thing that comes out of "that London". I have plenty of…

I haven't read it for a long time, but when I think of the series as a whole, it stands out as being the most unlike the others. Parts of it being a pastiche of existing fantasy novels really help its case.

Dark Place is utter tosh so I can see how liking that you might have trouble with HHG2G.

'In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.'

What sort of things do you find funny?