Just watch this clip of Brett Lee bowling full pace and not even pretending like he's not aiming square at Morgan. It's a balsam for the mind it is.

You get half a wish cause Liam certainly brought his old self out on twitter.

I like to think that Sargeant Wells from 'Dog Soldiers' escaped to America, changed his name to Alfred, and became butler to the Wayne family.

2002 also gave us 'Dog Soldiers', a fantastic little film from Neil Marshall - who went on to direct 'The Descent'.

He's English so in that quote I'm going to assume he said "patronising".

Totalitarian governments all through history have tried to make it either illegal or impossible for people to gather. Self-driving cars, work-from-home, all concerts streamed live right into your face. Might as well be a flesh-battery powering the machines. After all, who'd know the difference?

'Grey man' is an SAS term most oft used regarding selection, but also as a survival technique. Exactly the sort of source to drive these blokes priapic.

I remember trying to get a female friend home from a relatively busy part of town one NYE years ago. She'd drunk too much and was ill, but I was coordinating a bunch of people and had to sit her down on the kerb to wait for the taxi as I was running back and forth between multiple groups - though she was never out of…

1. Still better than those berks with their cereal cafe.
2. Still better than that arse trying to make Soylent.

That is literally everything apart from welding and a solar eclipse.

No psychedelics, maybe, but opium can cause quite intense hallucinations. What's interesting is that while there are plenty of accounts of his contemporaries, like Samuel Coleridge, using the substance, no such account exists as explanation for Blake's visions - visions, it should be pointed out, he started having age…

I like how low-energy is an insult now.

There's obviously some manipulation going on, but the vocals are not a million miles removed from the ones sometimes featured in songs by the band in which they were both members, Aphrodite's Child.

That white-label Rodenbach just looks weird.

It has also taken off in the US, but and perhaps unsurprisingly, the US brands tend to be "aggressively hopped".

I thought everyone knew that: take it anally, filtered through a loaf of bread.

Cold night in in the wrong part of town. A man walks into a pub, the kind of man that makes the bartender wish he'd closed up early. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat.
"Gimme a martini."
The bardender's never made anything more complicated than a larger top, but he's not gonna argue with this bloke and he hopes if…

I see the blueprints for my "Blanchett Chamber" have somehow been made public. Most unfortunate and yet it inspires me to even loftier heights, but am I, is the world, ready for… 14 huge screens?!

Headline contains massive factual error since Reservoir Dogs isn't 25 years old. I saw it on first release in the cinema with my friends a year or two ago, tops, and I'm only… oh god…

I hope he gets a case of Delhi Belly so bad he shits out a whole other Bieber.