I really wish Brooker was on my screen once a week. That, at least, is the fantasy I dare voice…

I was going to say I'll save everyone the trouble and reveal it's fucking dreadful. Gotta admire Gervais for wanting to burn all his bridges and start from the bottom with zero good will left. Takes real comedic courage, that does.

I also don't understand why Caitlin would say "Queen & Country’s Kingsman" when Kingsmen is ummm… Kingsmen.

I think "goetta" already is that word.

Maybe he's the four-faced champion of chaos whose coming was foretold in prophesies of aeons past?

Not to take anything away from him, but the answer the the question about the next four years sounds a lot like a bit from his interview with Simon Mayo on BBC 5 Live - so not utterly off the cuff, which obviously makes him a terrible person and is conduct of which he should be thoroughly ashamed.

Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skull throne.

I picked mine up to 2000 a month ago, reposting here. Got Hardboiled right and Fugitive wrong, but I don't consider that an action film so the rules are kinda out the window which means my Lock Stock prediction may be right.

You are Dave Sim and I claim my five pounds.

Hard to think of a jammier bastard in terms of leveraging a career, but for utter suckholes of comedy he still has a long way to go to even brush against the jocular nadir that is Michael McIntyre.

Where does Con Job stand on black pud?

I was keen to see Moffat on Dr Who precisely because of his ability to fuck with the chronology of a narrative in "Coupling". Some of his better episodes do just that, but in hindsight it's odd that his "playing with time" scripts were better in a show about normal people in present-day London than they were in a show…

I know a lot of guys under 5'10 who'd love to punch you in your moaning face only they'd never be able reach.

Except as any good FLA fan who played that album to death knows the line is:

Given it's Belgium, substitute jenever for schapps.

The comic book writer Ellis has a line about occasionally receiving emails from various people about "our mutual friend" dying of "the smack" in Berlin and he can only wonder what the musician Ellis makes of the inevitable emails he must receive regarding changes to X-Men continuity.

I think the most exciting news from this recent round of announcements is "Fragile: Deviations", the instrumental version of "The Fragile" reworked by Trent and Atticus Ross. It's Reznor's best musical work, and I think revisiting it with his new post-soundtrack sensibility will yield some excellent results.

Professor? I think the word you're looking for is "dipsomaniac".

The terms were created by the trading posts established at the 17th century, most of which were Anglo-Saxon. The "Bureau National Interprofessionnel du Cognac" notes that the term "VSOP" is to be used on bottles for the export market, and for domestic use "QUALITÉ RARE", and a few other terms, are approved to be used…

"I couldn't taste shit"