Whaaaaat. You'll be the FACE of Electro-Gonorrhea. The noisy killer.

Wow, what an asshole.

Did you read Offerman and Mullally's Valentine's Day contribution? It was not endearing in the least. It was very insufferable.

They really shouldn't have brought attention to it unless they were going to say "Look, we don't even have editors here, but …"

I'm a little confounded at how the AV Club staff sometimes present their ignorance to journalism/writing standards.

In what way does a friend arena differ from a friend zone?

I'm glad that it won't be Bill Murray. He kind of bothers me more than anything anymore … I haven't seen him in anything since Zombieland, I think.

I don't like to get my man hands too … messy.

Oh god no, I love steaks. I eat steak with my bear hands. Though sometimes I put those away and use a knife and fork.

For the record, I'm extremely lactose intolerant.

Agreed with @Lockeout:disqus, that's totally rational.

"Since Bannon's not going to be murdering Jews in most of these sketches, you probably want someone that can seem to have no redeemable traits whatsoever."

Haha, "editor".

The picture of him prior to his first song made me think it was a transgender man. Honestly, I was positive of it for a moment and actually watched ten seconds of his performance to figure it out.

Ehhhh … I dunno …

Man, that really sucks. I can't imagine there's utterly no recourse, but really who could bother.

You raise some valid points. I wouldn't really think to try to get my money back on those things (unless I paid, walked in, immediately was repulsed and turned around, or looked at the cover of the book and saw somehow I'd accidentally grabbed Nicholas Sparks' toilet paper).

I've seen a lot of references to Al Jarreau in various media recently, too. Weird.

Wow, that really sucks. I'm pretty sure that, in that particular instance, I would have gotten my money back, even if they were issuing passes as well.

OK, but I've only ever heard that from you. So it's only very technically true that I heard it from the Internet. I have to point that out.