I asked the kid what their policy was when he refused my refund and he told me half or less. I know it's the same for a number of other places—or it was at one point, policies change.

It's standard practice to refund money on tickets where you have left prior to halfway through the movie.

I'm sorry. I haven't seen either of those at all.

Blade 3, then.

It's the first time I've ever done that in my entire life. I've only done it a couple of times with rented movies, even, and only then when they were $1 rentals. I've suffered through a great many terrible movies in the 90s … I watched Mimic, for goodness sake. And Blade 2!

The kid at the box office had left his window down a little on his car and I peed through it, so I feel OK about it.

"[T]he reason that they ultimately stopped fighting is that Batman discovered that his mom had the same name as Superman’s mom"

Mike.

If nothing else, then, I've saved myself from going in with high expectations. If I go in expecting it won't be the best thing in the world, as I did with Split, I'll save myself from being super annoyed at the end, like I was with Split.

I'll still see it, like I said, but I had kind of hoped that Will Arnett as LEGO Batman might just be too amazing to fail. Not to mention how much I just loved The LEGO Movie. Don't worry, I won't let your opinion make me hate the movie or something, but it's disheartening to hear that anyone could have disliked it.…

I thought you were being sarcastic about Calendar Man being a thing. Then I Googled it …

… This is the saddest thing I've heard all day. Well. Second saddest.

Dude, what? Decades? I haven't seen it in, say, a year or so. But I've also got nephews nowadays, so, y'know.

Someone get them on the phone with DC so they can learn how to make a comic book movie right!

You know, that's so far removed I don't really think of that as a Batman movie—so much so that when I wrote my comment, I wasn't thinking about it at all.

I'm really upset that they've been able to entirely sap my interest in Batman movies. He's been one of, if not my favorite, superhero for a long time, and I've loved a lot of incarnations of him. But BS didn't do anything for me and I don't see this being any better. Ho-hum.

I haven't read a King book since he finished The Dark Tower series, but my problem with nearly all King novels is that he spends about the first half of the book describing the texture of bubble gum stuck to the bottom of the desk and such and it's way too much. Yeah, he's good at describing places and such but he…

Does it hurt to be so fucking retarded? I sometimes wonder such things. Like, if you were so retarded that you might say something like this, does it make it harder to actually interpret real life events?

I was a little surprised at how short this review was, but I know how having a week can go, so, y'know, a pass.

Gosh, any day now and we should be given the President we deserve, right guys? Mike Pence, yessir.