Oh my god it's been so infuriating. This place is so fucking stupid some (most of the) times.

Gah, what the fuck is going on with this goddamn web site? Nothing fucking works. Jesus fucking christ.

Part of it, at the very least, is that Olson doesn't write for either show, whereas Howerton writes on Sunny.

… Skin cancer?

I think The Doctor got someone River Song's regenerations, didn't he? (I don't watch it. My friend told me.)

That's good to hear. I like it when people are grateful for the things they have when they've got sooooo much more than the average person.

My God, is this how you wanted those women to feel?!

I just referenced this the other day. Thankfully, the person to whom I referenced it didn't get it. No one should.

Damnit, I'm curious what you had to say. I think we've all experienced the "miracle" that is Disqus' bullshit …

Hah, good one …

I actually felt like he's had more of a presence recently … No, seriously though.

"That little girl was going to get an F on this paper anyway."

now that it’s no longer feeding Dad softball sketches in service of cheap publicity, anyway

“I think he’s in love with me.” Clearly unsure if Schwarzenegger was joking, Smerconish tried to get him to budge by asking follow-up questions, but Schwarzenegger just let the comment hang there until Smerconish wrapped up the interview. It’s a weird moment […]

Everything I've read about him says he is. He always seems to be positive and upbeat in every interview I've seen him in.

When has anything from this feature ever fit that? At least this is entertaining. Most things are awful.

Haha, that made me laugh pretty good. Do you think Jackman's nice? I hope he's nice, I really want to like him.

His dad probably only hits him because he's such a little prick. I'll bet that bastard probably wakes him up early on the weekend and shit, too.

"On the one hand, we here at The A.V. Club don’t like it when the
lights in the aisles at movie theaters are too bright—have they been
getting brighter lately, or is that just us?"

I kinda mean both. The general tone did pretty well with it for the most part. And it's ironic that the point at which I think it demonstrates it best is the same point when X-24 is introduced, since he was my biggest complaint. I think the sense of cataclysmic doom I'm looking for becomes more apparent when regular…