I appreciate that I'm in the minority here, but maybe this is all for the best. I'm yet to see episode three of the new season, but I found the first two episodes tedious beyond measure. Beautiful to look at, of course, but the writing isn't there and it feels the need to back scenes with some shocking (again,…

You're very observant. The sacred and the propane.

I'd disagree on the Meadow count. Towards the end of the show she's in full Carmela style self-delusion, blaming the FBI's interest in her father on prejudice.

He's been a racist asshole for a long time. Last year he was filmed saying 'nigger' on camera and that wasn't seen as big enough an issue for the BBC.

Oh fuck, you're the article author. Never mind me.

Not to be a pedant, but it is raised in the controversy paragraph. I vote we get the materials from Alpha Centauri.

Is this cool? Is this cool? Is this cool? Is this cool? Well is it? Is it? Is it cool? Is it? Is it?

And when they say 'remove all barriers' does this also mean any international barriers? Because I would LOVE to pay them to watch True Detective, Game of Thrones and Boardwalk Empire as they come out but frankly I'd rather gouge my eyes out than pay, what, £60 to Murdoch every month just for that in the UK.

I was much more into a) the super mum simulator and b) Amy Adams.

Ain't it always a trial picking out the gown best conceals you fucking pissed yourself.

I like this. I feel like I'm having a conversation with Cy Tolliver. Amongst the games… of chance.

Seems especially odd considering I was under the impression that they had to jump this many years forward to end the show for budgetary reasons. Seems like outfitting an entirely new era would be expensive.

No mention of Resident Evil's saferoom music? Sleepy but nightmare inducing. Lovely.

I get this reference.

I'd say that's mighty optimistic considering that, other than the 'What Are You Playing' weeklies, we don't get any Gameological articles anymore.

'Along with a handful of appearances in films like Angela’s Ashes, Murphy has a role in the upcoming Dracula Untold as a village elder.'

Yeah. I had my credit card in hand and ready throughout this review and then saw that little detail. No way.

Okay, now you stay away from Scotty now.

I had a look at your deal and, well, it seems pretty sweet.

I started playing Sleeping Dogs this week too - the leg snapping special move followed by a kick in the face never gets old.