Yeah, don't get me wrong, it does occasionally have its moments, but those moments are few and far between and there's such a, I don't know, self-important feel to what is, when you get down to it, a (and I don't mean this as a criticism) completely ridiculous plot.

I felt he was indicative to my main beef with Hannibal; its humourlessness. It has much to love, but god if it doesn't take itself seriously. Mads' overpowering charisma and the beautiful photography carry it over this.

Here's hoping Detective Tropey McAutistic-Superpowers bit the big one. I enjoyed this show but his constant whiny demeanour was determined to make it otherwise.

Any hints for a newbie? I hear rushing forward and mashing buttons is a reliable strategy.

Still haven't quite gotten over the novelty of my new PC with all the shiny settings maxed up. As a result I'm playing through the pretty but shallow Assasin's Creed 4: Black Flag. The ship combat/sailing is wonderful and the stealth sections are sometimes enjoyable (just don't mention the eavesdropping missions).
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Mostly agree with all points, though the accents aren't Australian but New Zealand.
I find some of the collectable / unlocking map bits a bit of a grind, but all is forgiven when using a cassowary as a weaponized kill-bird on an unsuspecting camp.

'Fan-wanking'?

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that the man responsible for the turgid House of Cards remake is tasteless.

It'd be nice if she'd do a musical cameo on her albums first.

This episode brought me back in. I thought the whole wolf robot suit thing was thuddingly awful, but Pitt's portrayal of Mason is wonderful so all is almost forgiven. I'm also glad that we've had the reveal of Freddie being alive because, god, who couldn't see it coming?

Sleep well my brother, sleep well my sister. But, please, don't sleep with my sister.

"Don't die Mr Wayne. I don't want to bury another batman."

I can't remember the exact quote, but in the MLK episode he was complaining about black people not knowing their place, or words to that effect. He's come out with a few off remarks through the show's run.

While I do like the new dual reviewer format, can we please drop the "So, Todd, what did you think about Pete's strange nose crease?" bits that bookend each of the writers segments? I find it teeth gnashingly cheesy and my eyes are tired from the rolling.

She becomes the president's wife in an alternate universe's non-shit House of Cards.

'That's no moon (it's my balls).'

I find it interesting that you say 'disturbingly erotic fan fiction' rather than 'disturbing erotic fan fiction'. Care to share any good finds?

'Real instruments'

I'd argue that Will Graham is an unlikeable asshole douche as well, though I'm only four episodes in.

I'm fairly certain that not only are all instances of this randomly placed along your journey, but also that the outcomes are: sometimes you'll get away with it, other times you'll be punished.