Damn. $4 million budget! If it never makes another dollar, it would still rank #4 on this list. If it reaches $128 million, it will be #2. #1 is both hilarious and untouchable.

I do the same thing when I hear the word "problematic." Or "microaggression."

Is that really a bad thing?

Well, shut my mouth. I'm clearly wrong and must be remembering either an Emmy snub, or my memory just sucks.

Same can be said of Stephen Baldwin. He won't make the cut, either.

It probably was neither a mistake nor an anti-trans omission. She just wasn't a big deal in showbiz.

No. But a good deal of it is.

George likes his Twitter spicy

I don't like giving all this heat to the members of Trump's economic council. Being on that council doesn't equal tacit approval of the President and all of his policies. And if all of the good businessmen resign due to pressure, it will end up being comprised of dumbass yes-men.

"Hey, I see you here at yoga class a lot. My name's CineCraft, what's yours?"

"Can a straight white boy ever really be an ally?"

True, but normally when I see a naked body like that in daylight it means I really need to cut back on the drinking.

Great stuff! If I ever meet him, I have to ask him about one of the weirdest, funniest things I ever saw on SNL. "Arsenio Beckman." Who wrote that?

Depends on how many people will confuse racially insensitive humor for racism.

I'd rather have the diorama George built to re-create the briefcase incident.

If my agent got me a gig on a Top 10 network show where I could mail it in and get big bucks, I'd say he's doing a great job.

Disagree in the strongest possible terms. Thought he was great on Weekend Update, and his first four HBO specials were as good as stand-up gets in the late-80s early-90s.

I think that they like to be original and feel like the marketplace of joking about Trump will be pretty dang crowded.

She is the creator of the most talked-about show of all time (*)

It was called tofurkey and it was horrific. How do I know that meat and dairy are awesome? Because vegans try really hard to make things that taste like them.