Sounds interesting. Step One: Find this channel I've never heard of on my dial.

What you could use is a $20 sack of endo, and a $35 gift certificate to the Compton Swap Meet

Favorite part of The U:

I didn't. I just love clay burgers and Van Halen - like a goddamn American.

Every movie/show I can think of that has prominently featured Van Halen — Argo, Superbad, Better off Dead, Freaks and Geeks, and hell, the Schmitt's Gay Commercial — has benefited greatly from it. I expect Rich Linklater's new movie to continue the trend.

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I just thought the trailer failed its main job - making me want to see it. All of the jokes fell flat for me.

We've gotten to the point where calling someone a "bro" just means that he can do a push up and has watched a non-soccer sporting event.

- Manny and Lily on Modern Family
- Craig on Parks and Recreation
- And the all-time terrible, pointless character from a great movie…..Maggie, the Irish girlfriend to Danny in Caddyshack

Stiller is the one who seduced Frey. In three lines. How would it be rape, even ignoring the cartoonish nature of the skit?

Comedy Death Ray at M-Bar was so much fun. Well before the podcast, somewhere in the 2002-06 years. M-Bar was in a nondescript one-story strip mall in Hollywood (no idea if it's still there). Tuesday night (I think). Admission was $10, which got you two drink tickets. Louis CK would MC and introduce a bunch of…

Nice. After seeing "High School Reunion," I really focused in on sex and awesomeness. Thank you, Larry Braverman.

Glazer did his own take on Michael McDonald in this classic clip from Conan: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Probably.

"Everybody out who moved here one day after I did!"

I live on the westside of LA - the part of town that this show likes to make fun of.

I still laugh at the goofy baseball chatter in the "Right Field" skit.

Great story - hadn't heard that one.

Seattle's OC, and maybe even Pete Carroll, tried to pull the "No Regrets" line about the Super Bowl.

Leo. He gets every role he wants. His dating pool is basically every female on Earth. He travels around the world and every door is open. If he showed up at any restaurant/club/The Super Bowl/whatever at the most busy possible time, they'd find a spot for him and his crew. Nobody seems to care if he gets fat or…