Catsup is something you say to cat when you're seeing it for the first time in at least 60 minutes and long after you've lost your mind, because hey, it's a goddamn cat.

Socks: the other white… meat?

Iceberg sank 37 ships.

"Furthermore, the findings break apart an increasing gender gap between the top 700 films of the year, and the 250 films that are the top-grossing. For instance, women directors helmed 13 percent of the top 700 films, but for the top 250 films, that number goes down to 7 percent—or 17 films annually. Of course it…

God, am I tired of the diversity conversation by now.

“There is an assumption made that the people involved should predominantly be men,"

I disliked this episode immensely. Moffet talks about (temporarily) doing away with the sonic because it can be used so easily to get rid of serious issues - what the hell do you call the holograms in this episode? They're used to fool the ghosts into the Faraday Cage, which makes sense. They'd planned that shit out.

Not to be a dick, but people bitching about Johnny and Nathaniel Storm being turned into black characters are called racist - isn't that so-called "white washing?"

I also do not bother with bumper stickers. I have opinions in general, but don't feel the need to advertise them. Except on the Internet, where no one knows who I am.

Well PETA, way to seem more like raging assholes than you already have for the last decade or so. Enjoy proving the standing you don't fucking have and go to hell. Stop giving these morons money. I'm all for treating animals well, just not organizations that think pets are being held against their will in bondage, and…

I think it's important as a human, as a comedian, to be fairweather and blow in whatever direction seems good and will offend the least number of people. Because money. And tours and tickets, and having "more information" is a good reason to try and censor people. Because they say things we don't like.…

You know, I'm not a soulless monster like you, so I can't understand where you're coming from, but you can both sympathize* with a man losing his son at a young age to cancer, and still disagree with their politics. Especially since that man has already lost a child and wife to tragedy in the past.

Come on. Fallon doesn't have interviews. He lets a guest sit down and then convinces them to participate in a zany game. Which is fun a few times, until you no longer care that Vince Vaughn sucks at guessing things.

You've clearly never seen him on any other form of media out of character. He is a really nice, genuine, sweet fellow. It's not an act. Colbert on Colbert Report is the character, Stephen Colbert's just a big soft-hearted guy. Listen to him talk about Jon Stewart, or his kids, or his siblings, his mom, his faith. Any…

Prepare to die, St. Louis.

Way to make fun of a guy with a disability, Internet. And if not the Internet, just the people who thought they should write an unfunny article.

Taylor Swift will not stand for this slight.

So.. you insult the living out of respect for the dead, and we're the morally lacking people?

This is an article? Seriously? First article from Geothebio, at exactly midnight, is it possible Geothebio is some barrel-turning and barrel-scraping robot?

They probably made his ship squeak for a solid 15-20 seconds. Unfortunately, it was in the vacuum of space, so you just need to take their word for it.