No, Jerry "what is with everyone and their demand that no one offend their recently invented sensibilities (I'm looking at you, Paper Towel Roll-kin)" Seinfeld is saying that he doesn't want to be associated with a rapist.

Please provide quantitative analysis for description as "painful" levels of whiteness. Compare this to "excruciating" levels. Please use scale of 1 to 912.8.

"When both he and Jammer get off the hook because of a superior office jonesing for Zeke's drugs."

Technically, an isthmus.

I demand Bunnicula. What the hell is this Boomerang thing? Do I have to pay more? Will the cartoon be worth it? All signs point to maybe.

Only because he can actually tear their spine out.

Take your fucking fair point and cram it in your webshooter. Hate first, ask questions never - the rules of the Internet. Unless it involves cats. Or Taylor Swift, now.

I cleaned my apartment a lot. I know I shouldn't feel an immense sense of accomplishment from that, but fuck it. I vacuumed the living hell out of that apartment. And cleaned the bathroom. And I also did six loads of laundry, because i don't do it every week. Because I own a lot of clothes, goddammit.

Wait, they can't fire Conan aga—oh. The one I don't like. Eat it, Donald.

Thought it was nice that the previews for next week show Johnson/Cordry talking to Richard Schiff on a yacht somewhere. So many West Wings.

I seriously believe you have your head so far up your own asshole it must have a unique weather system. Does snow exist there?

And then..?

Here's a concept, fuck off. The two of them were having a perfectly civil conversation and you, like a raging douchebag felt the need to rush in and protect some stranger from another stranger they were chatting with, on the equivalent of a park bench.

"What'f he dwoing in Fwoggy Bwott'oh?"

argh.

It is a slur. Because the loudest of the SJW crowd are laughably illogical simpletons who couldn't find their way out of a crossword puzzle with two thesauruses and a dictionary. There are seven words they know.

I'm the pizza place?

Yeah, I think hammering on that is pretty pointless. Gavin is monstrous and contemptible. Ehrlich can be insufferable, overbearing and oversteps frequently. Dinesh is fucking lonely. And desperate. And smart enough to know how to lie, but not so smart that he knows how to execute it well.

Well, I better get ready for some angry replies calling me a racist or obtuse, I guess.

Clickbait article is clickbait. Or shitty sarcasm.