I dunno. Do I want to get arrested for passing out in a theater, refusing to leave, resisting arrest, assaulting an officer and grand theft auto? It's funny the first time and the second time, but it's a little humiliating by the third. It's fun again on the fourth and fifth, and by the sixth you start to worry you…

TOTALLY APPRECIATE THIS. THIS IS THANK YOU. BEEPBOOPBOOPBEEP. Fuck yourself.

*breaks out Daytimer calendar*

Well, first, "there's millions of better and more talented people out there" is hardly compelling. Case in point? There are millions of better and more talented people on the Internet, yet the Internet keeps letting you post. Learn from your mistakes, Internet.

The twelfth question I was born to answer. I love breakfast. I love breakfast so much I sometimes eat it for lunch too. Don't fucking judge me, Internet, there are plenty of windows at my disposal.

First time listening to it just now.

The most chaotic of which is all animal penises against all human penises. I think that's what John Hodgman meant..

I hate Kevin Smith.

Ahem.

Fuck you, X-Men #30.

But.. but.. no. No, Gordon, come back. This is the only truly awful television I watch! I liked the UK version a lot better (frankly, I dislike the US version's whole "and let me give you a whole bunch of shit" mentality), but I'll settle for this!

Sam Kinison. A very screamy dead guy.

Some of us just like soccer? Or futbol or however you wish to differentiate it from that sport that involves no feet unless it's a not-so-great thing?

Really?

I recently resubbed just to give it another shot.

I think you have a point that is being lost in your backlash against the hype. I get what you mean - Marvel gets more and better press, more and better hype. They also have a more diverse pool of characters and are willing to take chances. They made a Thor movie and actually set a significant chunk in Asgard. And a…

It doesn't need to be close when it's completely spot on.

In contrast, before this show, I could take or leave Bob. He wasn't unfunny and I liked some of the stuff he did. I admit to never really getting into Mr. Show (don't hate me! my friends left once they found out! I am not a mamminal!), though the episode "Chock" in NewsRadio was outstanding.

Step 1. Don't eat such a loose, shitty burger.
Step 2. Seriously, that looks great right until he pulls it out of the wrapper.
Step 3. Fuck, you're going to eat that, seriously?
Step 4. Bib. Fucking bib that shit.
Step 5. Shower.
Step 6. Make a grilled cheese.
Step 7. I just realized there's a tomato in there.
Step 8. Shower.
…

Oh, Jesus. I forgot I even saw that god awful movie. It's like goddamn January 2009 all over again.