"It was the best of times…it was the blurst of times?"

One has to wonder whether Trump is more intent on turning the world into a Mad Max: Fury Road wasteland or a sort of desolate Tatooine planet. I guess what I'm getting at is Trump more Immortan Joe or Jabba the Hutt?

Well this sucks.

Yeah fuck this guy.

Mono-D'OH!

I don't think most Trump supporters have a firm understanding of the English language anyway.

Something something $hillary, something something Trump and Hillary are the exact same, something something she should have campaigned in Wisconsin.

Eight year olds, Dude.

Trump supporters are on board with this because they either 1.) gullible and or 2.) proud. Either they haven't realize they've been played or they have and they aren't willing to admit they were conned by Orange Caligula.

Hey Conservative dickheads. THIS is what actual censorship looks like.

Steve Smith: "Okay, it's May 14, 1981.
President Jimmy Carter leaves the White House in disgrace.
Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter.
Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours him.
Maybe I should have read a real history book instead of the one Dad wrote."

Phones ringing, Dude.

Eric Trump: "You guys have Michael Jordan sitting on the bench here, but you're starting Hakeem Olajutwat."

Fuck off, Jonah.

"Killing Bill O'Reilly"- Coming this fall to Russian bookshelves.

Word of caution, Bill. If on the busy streets of New York you happen to notice a women that vaguely looks like Keri Russell, immediately run in the opposite direction.

Matt Ryan didn't have a MAGA hat conspicuously sitting in his locker as opposed to a cetrain fancy dog.

I want, scratch that, NEED the Falcons to win just for the oppurtunity to see Trump spend half of the time during their White House visit talking about how overrated they are and how he'd much rather be congratulating the Patriots instead.

RIP Birdperson

I await the ensuing 3 a.m. tweet storm calling the SAG Awards rigged for not awarding him for his guest appearance in a 1997 episode of The Drew Carey Show.