I was going to guess Frank Stallone

Malkovich?

Maude: "Good lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."

Rated PG-13

Wipe them out…all of them

What's a pederast, Walter?

Ted Mosby, architect.

"Hey Jesus, how ya doin? Say hi to your mother for me."

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

Is this Wilt Chamberlain?

If there is one thing I know to be certain in this world, it is that if Donald Trump could fuck himself, Donald Trump would fuck himself.

I think your brain has a thick candy shell.

"The only question I ever thought was hard was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard…"

"That is one Magikarp…"

"In the distance a child is crying. Fatherless…a bastard child perhaps."