They broke up, but they’re still good friends

Never noticed how alike some of Wiig’s and Gartners characters are.

My Mom isn’t that way with most movies but it been two decades and she still thinks she doesn’t understand the Matrix.  The irony is the first time she watched it she turned to me and said “I don’t get it, is he suppose to be cyber Jesus or something”. Which of course meant she got it better then most people I know…

The escalation of the Jumanji sketch was hilarious. It started out really tame like your typical SNL groaner but I got some good laughs in by the time Dismukes and Wiig were really going at it.

I like how Gizmodo still has “You Might Like” links to AVC articles.

Jumanji’d started slow, but then it turned into how talking about boardgame rules always go. And I laughed a lot.

Useless fact! YouTube served me up Wiig guesting on Conan O’Brien’s podcast, and she says that Aunt Linda was based on someone she saw on an airplane who watched The Matrix and kept making “Whaaaa?” sounds.

Did anyone else think they were going to do a Californians sketch when Fred Armisen appeared during the Monologue? Seemed like a gimme with Hamm, Gosling, Rudd and Short already there. 

“Don’t make me sing.”

It’s Paula, not Paul. It’s file cabinet, not fine cabinet. Other than that, great review.

Maybe Biden isn’t the strongest candidate we’ve ever seen, but when the other side has been driven to quoting HITLER at times, perhaps you should be endorsing him to you know, save us from being overrun by fascists?

So you’re an idiot. Good to know.

when voting blue is the only way to keep your reproductive rights you kinda dont have a choice

He’s an actor, not a political analyst. He doesn’t have to endorse candidates and people really shouldn’t care if he does. But he also doesn’t have to loudly announce that he is staying out of it if that’s what he wants to do. If you don’t want to say anything, then just don’t say anything. Don’t announce that you…

And like, that’s fine? He doesn’t have to endorse someone if he doesn’t want to I guess, but what really chaps me about it is how he really *thinks* he’s being a hero here. “My goal is to bring this country together.” Like fuck you, dude. What hubris to think you personally have the power to bring the country together…

I mean... the handicapped* bathroom stall? It sounds bad, but c’mon, how many of us have ever seen someone who the stall was designed for go in or out of there? If it’s empty, use it. It’s spacious, you can stretch out and get some REAL work done.

Sorry yall. That Taco Bell hit hard this morning on the throne.

To spite you specifically.

I can understand wanting to distance himself from all of that but, honestly, his genuinely shocked reaction only made him look better. He doesn’t have anything to be upset about (other than the events that caused the documentary to exist at all)

It's Top Chef not Top Scall...er, croquette