I'm not going to return your calls.

I think you should consider hiring a lawyer.

Have you seen The Room? Johnny explains how he met Lisa, and it was a very interesting story. He saw her when he got out of the airport. She looked so beautiful. It was interesting because on their first date, she paid for dinner.

I like them. :(

Are you okay?

I worry about doggie.

Yes, but is Trump tearing Johnny apart, Lisa?

You'd be surprised.

Yes, there is still Hop in this world. I saw twenty copies of the Blu-ray on the floor at FYE, on sale for five dollars, with nopony in the world to love them. :(

The sad thing is he'll probably get a shorter sentence than I did.

Go home.

Did Larry the Cucumber become cucumber salad? :(

Sony apparently got over it, though, considering a hacker is one of the heroes in The Emoji Movie.

Why am I supposed to dislike her again?

I was a leaker once. Fortunately I had a bedpan and Depends.

Sweet Celestia! I think I've made myself sick!

Pretty sure The AV Club is milking Trump at this point.

And it took you a whole four minutes to make another post like that one after making this one…

In my experience, those who I've met who enjoy golfing usually end up serving time for white collar crime.

I can when I've had Activia for breakfast.