Don't be silly. Trump cares about the little guy, and making his country great again. Applejack told me so!

The trolls will spread regardless of whether or not these threads are around.

Is that like having your head dunked in the toilet?

Would you watch my vlog if I had one?

What happens if I leave a comment on the page? Do I get blocked?

Nopony wanted this.

I'd disagree (ummmm….if that's okay). What wouldn't have worked would've been for the tie-ins to be so broad that you couldn't understand the movies if you didn't watch the series (or vice versa).

So is it about a tower where they didn't pay the electricity bill on time?

Isn't Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. approaching its fifth season?

Oh, no! :(

Stephen King tends to hate the good ones for some reason.

What if all I want is Idris Elba shooting a gun for 90 minutes?

The crop circles were made by aliens, though.

Trump supporters will watch Fox News even more now, and boast about how it's "the most trusted name in news." Then they'll call you an SJW.

And then there's this…

I miss prison.

"He has to inject himself into every single situation."

Dude….

Does this mean he's being sent to the moon or turned to stone?

Stop that.