Elsewhere in the depths of Hell, Great Grandpashy probably hasn't figured out he's dead yet.

"That's what the moon is for!"

Psssttt. We need more men in Ponyville. Desperately. Females outnumber men here like 10/1.

And you'd be arrested instead.

Does that mean you don't like my videos in which I taste various cookies and talk about how yummy they are?

I came here hoping for an article about the upcoming Elsa holiday movie.

Come to Ponyville.

Ummm….I don't think that will solve anything.

God v Satan: Dawn of Jesus

When do I win?

Sorry. :(

Didn't they team up with each other like 80 different times?

Exactly!

"Hey, Ash, remember when Team Rocket did that thing with the giant Meowth robot?"

Isn't Sessions doing an open session on Sessions today?

Because she's a giraffe.

I'm currently writing a book about it. And I'm going to do the audio book myself.

Ewwwww.

So poor Ash is going to spend eternity trying in vein to catch them all, isn't he?

I'm trying to decide if this sounds worse than the working conditions I had when serving time.