Stop that!

What's wrong with you?

Unless you drop the soap. Then all bets are off.

Isn't the trial dragging on into July now?

Which one of them was Krampus on American Dad again?

Do I have to defend poor King Lear for the second day in a row here?

Like the rest of the world, I have no complaints whatsoever about Idris Elba, and welcome his presence in anything.

But what does this mean for the book about Trump that I'm working on?

If I were, given how desperate an inmate has to be to "hide" something for later, I'd probably be using a phone covered in poop right now.

So you've taken the time to read that book that's like 1,000 pages long then?

So my butt then.

This is kinda like that play we did in prison that got us all in trouble. It was called Live and Let the Warden Die.

I don't think that's fair. King Lear is literally losing his mind, and cradles his beloved daughter's body in his hands before dying himself.

How do you have intercourse with a bank?

So my planned pictures involving the severed head of Princess Celestia are a bad idea then?

Why?

You can be my friend. :)

Gilda taught me to never trust a Griffin.

Solitary confinement on an island? What an absurd penalty that is.

Who?