"But this Weekend I have to fly to Florida to search for my abducted Daughters."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I'm going to walk away now.

But Notre Dame is the home of Quasimodo and the lovable wisecracking gargoyles.

Are you okay?

She sounds like a Southern Belle version of Sarah Silverman.

"Quit horsing around, will ya?"

I've been advocating for Discord to give a commencement speech at Ponyville University.

I am not okay with this! I am scared of drowning! And of Kristen Chenoweth!

I like bunnies. :)

Why does she want a house of gold when she's old?
Why will his father turn to stone?
Why does she need taking care of once this happens?

I haven't had my coffee yet today. I'm afraid I'm cranky.

Fair enough.

But Angel loves me. Don't you, Angel?

I'm confused. If you play Second Life, you're a virgin and misogynist by default?

That does it. Angel always has a sitter from now on.

So you'd like to C his NN's?

So pooping on your boss's desk is a bad idea then?

I've always wanted to Bond with him.

No. It made me cry, and it wasn't good like an Arrival cry. :(