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Hi, Daisy!

Love Never Dies was a bad, bad dream.

Don't yell.

Well, Granny Smith was a big fan of the first movie…

Poor, poor Kong!

"….tries to tease the info from her elderly father… of which of these three lovely ladies is her real mother!""

Suicidal emotions are some of the worst things you can go through. I don't even know how to describe them. But if you've never been through that kind of depression, please don't call those who are ultimately victims of this sort of thing "selfish." You can never imagine what they've been through to get there.

I'm counting to ten…

Good thing there have been other Jobs available to him.

Language!

"Along the way, they face the sort of dangers you’d expect to find in a post-apocalyptic version of America…"

I'm so sorry!

I can't go back to jail!

"Orange goo" sounds like what Donald Trump probably calls his splooge.

"Dear, Princess Celestia…

I pooted in an internet cafe. My day just got a whole lot worse. :(

Did you film yourself reading it?

But I do know what 2G1C is about.

I've never even heard of the first two…