I hope he talks to them with a world-weary, put-upon sarcastic tone

Have you taken the #GetOutChallenge? That's when, if you're white, you see Get Out and then don't talk about it to everyone all the time.

#RESIST!

50 fucking years. Jesus.

I can't believe it's only been 15 years since I've been going on and on about The Wire to some girl

In all seriousness, sometimes you just need a fucking Y-adapter phono plug to RCA jack, like, a half hour before a show and now I have to plan ahead or some shit

Finally, a billionaire role model American kids can finally look up to

This is going to be terrible, but I'll probably see it just for the halibut.

Now all we have left is Sam Rockwell/Dax Shepard

IT STINKS!

That would be a perfect pop song if it was 1:30 shorter

Well why the fuck did I read this as I'm waiting for my girlfriend to arrive at my apartment and explain why she is leaving me and moving away.

Pretty soon we will also be able to swoon to the dulcet tones of bulldozers putting in steel pipelines. I'm sorry, AMERICAN steel pipelines.

NORRRRA DUNN! ANTHONY MICHAEL HALLLLLL! TERRRRYY SWEEEE-NEYYY!

Oh I won't be stopping at six.

LOL WTF is "cable"

WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!

LOL WHO DID THIS? *crying laughter emoji times 22*

Not sure. But they definitely don't have jokes.

I am not related to this Jim Ward, though my uncle Jim Ward is one hard drinkin' son of a bitch.