I, for one, will bravely continue to separate her personal views from her…..art.

"Wut in the HELL are you doin' out there, Godzilla?? Get your head out of yer ass!"

And, and……..

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Is this a Focus on the Family feature?

This is sad and I don't have anything funny or clever to say about it.

"Turtle soup (and the cheaper, more popular mock turtle soup) all but disappeared from menus by 1987."

I have tried to watch this show three times, and every time I can't get past the fact that it's just people screaming non-sequitur Adult Swim jokes.

Umm…playing live shows IS how you make music now, not making albums. Sorry OLD MAN MALICK TO BREAK THE NEWS.

Oh my god I actually forgot 2016 did not take her.

KEVIN BACON: "And the blood got in my mouth, and I asked him if it was bad to swallow the blood. And he said, “Well you better spit it out, there’s developing fluid in the blood,” so that was a little weird. Later on Harry got some in his eyes and his eyes got all screwed up from the blood. So I learned something…

So is Christie a "cuck" or a "little bitch" in this scenario?

This headline assumes I knew what Meat Wave did prior!

Just in time to join Trump's Administration for Children & Families office

Please let Rabin or O'Neal do an Andy Rooney segment at the end of every show.

Ugh.

A TOP-FERMENTED, BOTTLE CONDITIONED WHEAT BEER WITH A PALE GOLDEN STRAW COLORED APPEARANCE AND SUBTLE NOTES OF LIES!

HIT EM WITH THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIgh court of the united states government.

BABA SUE ME!

What is worse: when you tell a joke and someone says "well played," or if they post something "asking for a friend"?