Ok.

Howard Stern talked a guy off a bridge once live on air and then held a press conference to talk about what a hero he was. That was fucking awesome.

Which Trump stole, which forced Arnold to use another line in the Apprentice. Which is all horrible.

True Lies for Sega Genesis is also 1000% fucking playable

Only shooting stars break the mold!

This article……why?

It's not St. Louis, I'll tell you that much.

I give it a DOUBLE D!

I'm just so tired of all these….star wars

^^What Doctuar said. I'll bet it examines it in the way that casts the mirror back on America itself, ala The People Vs OJ Simpson, aka the greatest show of all time UNCLE JUICE! UNCLE JUICE! UNCLE JUICE!

ACTUALLY, this isn't on draft. It's in a bottle.

I wish that book was written by JB Smoove

*Ahem*

These bitches want Nikes.

I am relaunching a game show based on the events of this year: Beat The Devil

Don't ever mention these two in the same breath again or I'll fucking end you.

These are my least favorite kind of news stories: "X did this now people are [RESPONDING THIS WAY]." It's super fucking easy to find a handful of posts out of thousands to support whatever point you want to make.

William Onyeabor - Fantastic Man

"One day I want to work at a real movie set"

The day I get excited about a "love letter to LA" written by people from LA, is the day I get excited about the phrase "Brooklyn-based band" in a band press release