I tried creating a petition to get NASA to recognize Dippin' Dots as the official ice cream of the future and the link goes to a 404 error every time. I think they have either shut this down already, or it's crashing under the weight of anti-Trump petitions.

"Screensavers are like a moving painting,” Rozendaal told me in a Skype call from Utrech in the Netherlands. “It’s almost as if they were made for a museum."

#OscarsSoBoring

Jim Henson's Godspeed You Black Emperor Babies!

AV CLUB USER DESTROYS AV CLUB HEADLINE WITH ONE EPIC COMMENT!

I'm irrationally fucking perturbed by headlines that say "Someone just…." and then say whatever it is, which is usually followed by insisting that it's "what I need in my life right now." Thanks for listening.

"Flawed Masterpiece" — every critic up Kanye's ass over Life of Pablo, which is simply not very good

Surely you must be Joy-Con

I fucking loved The Neon Demon. But it is a film that must be loved….on weed.

$475 is too rich for my blood. Who am I, a homeless man who happened to come upon a rare double-die Denver mint penny? Gee thanks mister, thanks a lot!

DING! FRIES ARE DONE!

That's a science photo!

Stay. Stay awhile. Stick around. Stick around a while. God help you. Heaven help you. Jesus help you. This is what happened to me. I don't have any dreams anymore. Do you think they, uh, smoke, uhhh, cigarettes in heaven? I don't think so.

HERE COME DAT BACKLASH. OH SHIT. WADDUP?

I thought he was posing with Crow T. Robot when I opened this

Why didn't he just scream "PRESSURE!!!!!" 5 times.

This black goes one higher

It's also worth pointing out that Verhoven's SHOWGIRLS script normalizes….it normalizes…..I don't know!!!!! DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, uh….I don't think they are going to keep this planet alive because two scientists somewhere will suddenly ACTUALLY be racing to save all of mankind after inauguration day.

Go ahead. Make my bidet.