He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

branded #content. call for help. good #content trapped in the lodge

When Audrey walked into the Roadhouse, I yelled at my TV “Eat that, Internet! It’s not a coma!”

Gotta Light Mr. Jackpots?

Omg, WE GET IT.

Oh dear sweet lord, you made it. I feel a little better.

WHO THE FK CAN DISLIKE THIS I CAN THINK Of 3 I am not sure if I spell them correctly

Dougie, you’ve found the links between Trump and Putin! Amazing! And you cured syphilis, too! Never woulda guessed that it’d be coffee.

* Real Coop wakes up, sees Kinja-fied version of AV Club, sticks fork back in outlet trying to get back to the Black Lodge. *

Well, I did the “Claim your account” thing and it took me to a Disqus page, then the browser just closed. Am I verified? I fucking hate this already.