Land of the free and home of the SO BRAVE

Hey dudes, thanks for rescuing me. Let's go for a burger…. HA HA HA HA!

Why is any of this a post. Why is any of this happening

I also have a Facebook feed

Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who makes 'em say ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

FUCK.

He hates Mondays!

You're the best, Cameron. Do more St. Louis dates!

White punk angst and rage seems so fucking quaint now, doesn't it?

UGH! GODDAMMIT 2016 I CAN'T EVEN….actually he was 90 and you cannot blame a calendar year on fucking everything, people.

I'm not clicking on this.

Secret Success

/r/MildlyAmusing

So much work to create so much I hate.

This is …. incredible journalism.

Comedy Movie Trailer deadpan narrator:

"Wait, are you [Explains the non-sequitur action that we are seeing on screen]?"

*boots up game at work*

Why, in a time when I'm looking for any positive beacon or ray of light, do I still fucking hate Jimmy Fallon's stupid fucking bits?

Perfect timing: I just woke up from my nap from the last show!