Yahhh.

Appropriately, I stole this album from a party I was at in high school.

A strange game. The only winning move is for a horse to walk into a bar.

No.

Or why don't we fucking ignore him forever for once.

Brandon Bird called, he wants his ideas back!

Umm….yes you fucking do, and I don't.

You haven't experienced VHS board game horror until a Klingon is screaming "EXPERIENCE BIJ! YOU! THE PLAYER I AM TALKING TO!"

I feel like this country is about to enter "a harrowing journey through misogyny" after today, and I want to bury my head under a pillow for 4 years.

Unpopular opinion: everything about this looks dumb but I'm not 10 years old anymore so I'm just going to pretend I never saw it.

David Bazan is an incredible songwriter and human being. That is all.

Sound guys are gonna love this

I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! IT WILL COME BACK TO PEG TODAY!

"Umm…How do you say, in your country, 'Ate Up AF'?"

I know I'm burned out when even Garbage Pail Kids bum me out.

A quick search of "dancing baby" crashed my browser.

Public Service Announcement: If you can get through the first part, she's in her underwear for some reason.

This really isn't creepy on any level. It's a just show for toddlers.

I haven't given a fuck about a Universal monster in a serious way since they were on Doritos Bags, and neither has anyone else.

I don't remember anyone giving a shit when Zach Galifianakis and Will Oldham appropriated a Kanye West song and made the greatest music video of all time.