Who is this guy? I need some context

"Oh, big celebrity didn't know about Tennesse voter laws? CRY ME A RIVER! Take 'em away, boys!"

I want to live in this episode forever. I cried like a baby. Also, I want to be a lesbian in a videogame afterlife. That is all.

Ok.

I prefer the Nintendo Power Bottom

AUUUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Great job!

What about his odds of fucking over Johnnie Johnson again?

I paid a lot of money to see Chuck at Blueberry Hill last year, and it was a sad affair. He came out for Johnny B. Goode and sang "Down in Louisiana…" and then trailed off. That's all he knew. Then he literally sat in a chair on stage while his backup back took over, and looked around and smiled. I felt like I was in…

WE'RE GOING BACK….TO MISSOULA….MON-TANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This won't embolden Trump's base at all!

Why do green peppers spark when you put them in the microwave though?

HI-YO!

Welp, nothing about that article picture is going to make me click anything here today.

That's just /r/lockerroom talk

NETFLIX: GRAND OPENING, GRAND CLOSING!

I was dealt a "date rape" card once and I knew that had happened to someone in the group so I slyly slipped it back into the deck. However, it got even more awkward when I drew "Pac-Man Uncontrollably Guzzling Cum" and I was sitting next to Inky and Blinky.

This is going to be the best comment thread as well as my newest Spotify playlist.

Stay after the credits, I hear it's Joe Biden eating shawarma!

His book is so motherfucking funny. That is all.