I turn off Steely Dan when I hear Steely Dan begin

They lost me at naming an album fucking "California."

A human toilet? I got a Chewbacca Mom notification for this?

I'm in love.

Make Me Laugh

IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ALL DAY. I can't wait!!!!!

The One Where My Mother was Korean and my father was Black American, and She gave me this picture when she was real sick. I was only nine years old.

Ladies and gentlemen: this is a blog post about a GIF. Just soak that in.

What's the DEAL with TWO THINGS?!?

This is….comprehensive

This is going to be a very unpopular statement, but this song is not very good!

The Cure, Bob Dylan, Weezer, Flight of the Concords…yeah, why would anyone want to see any of those for free?

Jesus fucking Christ.

Upvoting my own comment.

Hey everyone…Rivers Slowmo

How about we fast forward to the end of this franchise

I'm just here to see how long a bunch of, I'm assuming, grown men can discuss the merits children's movies at length.

Oh THIS should go over really well at Jezebel amd EverydayFeminism.com. Prepare the Friday the 13th think piece machine!

BREAKING! A MAN HAS TWEETED!

You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive like you never heard!!!