Finally, the Virtual Reality experience I have been waiting for: the experience of having musical theater actors completely surround me, as I am unable to escape, and they sing AT me!

This amazing technology is not enough to get me to like musical theater.

I have to believe he will sell Tom Brokaw a monkey at some point in the interview.

NO COMEDY

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE STUFFED ITS ASS!

Imagine if she had a Chewbacca mask how hilarious this would be, Internet!

Sounds like BORE-craft!

"And as is my wont, I would walk onto the set and…"

The NES theme song is about the right length, correct? Oh? No?

I have tried it, boys. And I'm here to tell you there is no going back. It's ruined all other porn. There's no going back.

How the fuck have I not seen this.

*Taco Bell brand manager gets a huge fucking boner*

We don't need anymore of these fucking things

This is unspeakably sad and their music has brought me so much happiness.

I would watch a Fred Melamed and Bob Balaban show. A Melabalamedaban Bob-tacular!

I had to immediately turn the trailer off once the twee indie film trailer music began

I'm sorry did anyone not immediately fucking see that mistake was spelled wrong I fucking hate everyone die in a fire.

I'll just be over here waiting for the Problem Child Trilogy in the correct aspect ratio.

Cape Girardeau!!!!!!!! IT'S CAPE GIRARDEAU!!!!!!!!!!

It's Two Th…ok, actually this is pretty fucking cool, internet.