Are you implying Mrs. Buttersworth is maple syrup? You must never have had the real stuff.

Yep, you're deliberately dense. Got it.

The Japanese Embassy!

Star Wars fans hate Empire Strikes Back? James Bond fans refuse to watch any movie other than Dr. No? Everybody hates Terminator 2? Those are some bad examples for your "sequels always suck" message.

Like I said, intentionally dense.

Nope. Dense is the word that best applies to you.

Or the black guy could be listening to classical music while his white coworkers give him shit for that.*

So, intentionally dense and pedantic, then.

I'm not sure if you're being intentionally dense or not, but no. "One" means one in Yamete Onii-Chan's country, which I initially assumed was the US, but after looking at their posting history, seems like it might be Canada.

One embassy, plus 14 consulates around the US.

And it's farther than me than most of these things. I was expecting to have to go to Chicago. But apparently the nearest screening to me is Pittsburgh. What gives? Looks like I'll have to give this one a pass.

The only feature film he did before landing the job was Serenity, which was basically an extended episode of one of his TV shows.

Yes, that always works horribly. See also: "The Avengers."

… the world go round, the world go round,
that's all that makes the world go 'round

I hate squirrels.

Don't you think we should ask for more?

Because him having previously unknown family members worked so well before!

I lieb' ya, baby…

The Bourne Ultimatum?

Cruella DeVille. …