It's a big ol' Gooch!

Right next to where I got my driver's license

Here's the icing on the cake, the county I grew up in is called Goochland. Let that marinate.

Can Hot Pie be Neil Patrick Harris in this scenario?

That tour gon' be crazyyyyyyyy

He's just chillin' on the hillside

That little smile he gave her was gold. Casanova Pod

I grew up in such a small county in Virginia, that when they built a Hardee's in the courthouse area a few years ago, people actually waited in a comically long line outside on the first day to get iPhones/egg, bacon and cheese biscuits.

Alright, Internet you're going to have to do much better than this. Like this is bush league stuff. Handle your shit please.

Comcast has truly become the mafia ring being run out of an Italian restaurant of enormous corporations.

Well, John Travolta can officially add "sported a nut duster" to his resume. He's gonna get so many new roles now.

OOOOOHHHH I AM FOR REAL

On a more serious note, well off suburbanites acting like they've been slighted by having their name spelled wrong on a $7 cup of coffee is so quintessentially American. It's also sad. I mean I know the AV Club is writing about this with tongue firmly in cheek, but they actually used the word "suffered" up there. I…

Forever eva! FOREVER EVAAAAAAAAAAA

That's his frame of reference for sacrificing everything?!? This is just too rich.

Artify doesn't care about spotists.

Yeezus delivered us from polka music… I think….

Classic Illuminati move

True. Also, you're grounded for that mister!

Maybe if I had seen that picture of Jay-Z and Beyonce probably drinking $20,000 champagne and Angel by Sarah McLachlan was playing in the background I might subscribe to Tidal.