She has all the appeal of a traffic jam. Which is none.

I mean this movie is being released in January, it's not like he snagged some sought after role…

He's starting to remind me of Dan Fogler. The dude from Take Me Home Tonight and Balls of Fury. That guy blows.

HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#$@#&$&@#$&!@&

Johnny Depp is the bane of my existence

Would everybody be happy if we just gave Meryl Streep her Lifetime Achievement award early, so we can stop nominating her for every role and give those nominations to more deserving women? Sometimes I think she wouldn't mind skipping out on Oscar night and watching from home in her Sophie's Choice footie pajamas with…

There would definitely be some risks. I do trust the Academy enough to control itself. They could've nominated 10 movies for Best Picture (I actually think they should've) but they reigned themselves in a little bit and picked 8. Sure, some of us don't agree with all those choices, yet I'll give them credit for not…

Whoo, I guess I dodged a bullet then. Thanks for the heads up.

Thanks, Dad?

No, I'd just rather see more actors and actresses be recognized for their outstanding work, instead of the rigid limit of five. It's usually better to cover all your bases instead of just some of them. I'm not sure why you're comparing more Oscar nominees to kids getting participation trophies. It's not like it…

So, I take it you hate all of these?

Close to mine:

That's three different names I never thought I'd see in a sentence together

That's a fair enough point. But, I guarantee you there will be plenty of people next year complaining about great actors or actresses who were snubbed in those categories. I still stand by my opinion that there were 8 best actors and 6 best actresses this year.

Ah, therein lies the rub

I saw the trailer for The Judge and was like "yeah I'll pass". But, apparently I missed one of the best performances of the year. Who woulda thunk?

Why in God's name didn't Transformers: Age of Extinction get nominated for Best Picture? Why can't people see Michael Bay's brilliance for what it truly is? WHYYYYYYYYYY?????????

I sure as hell hope so

And the Oscar for Best Comment goes to…….. BONERTIME!!!!!!

I thought The Dark Knight Rises was terrible. Especially in comparison to how incredible The Dark Knight was.