Solid catch

Brady also wears Uggs. Automatic loss. Do not pass GO do not collect $200

This comment is the greatest thing in recorded comment history!

Making the Patriots the Romans in this situation makes me so happy.

OOOhhh Ghost Burn

Washington could cut their losses and bring Brett Favre out of re-re-retirement or maybe even recruit the ghost of Johnny Unitas. Favre will accept his payments in warm Coors Lite and Wrangler Jeans giftcards and Unitas probably just wants souls or Trident Layers. It's a win-win.

Beating the Seattle Seahawks is not embarrassing

WOOOO!!! Team fake effort!

I'm not good at math. So I'm just gonna say super duper high.

And a man with the surname Luck

My friend in the same league as me has him too. He was in bad shape emotionally, mentally, and physically when Cousins only picked up 1 point.

Speaking of kicking a football. I'd just like to point out that the Indianapolis Colts have executed and recovered three onside kicks in games this year. I think they at least deserve a gold star or a cookie for that.

Sandbags ain't gonna cut it

Poor Diarrhea…

What?

Guess I'm moving to Chicago

I don't get all the criticism of Andy Samberg. He earned my respect for starring in Hot Rod and giving one of the funniest roast speeches ever at the Roast of James Franco. NOTE: It's not that hard to earn my respect.

I'm so hep that I don't know what's right!

I can tell your hip to that jive!

I like my music like I like my coffee: past it's expiration date and full of product placements.