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"He pulled in an average of 3.06 million eyeballs." Don't you mean 6.12 million eyeballs? Math joke!

Disclaimer: The following information will only be interesting to Baltimore and/or cat fans, an admittedly very narrow demographic.
Fun fact (and I know this because I used to work in the music department of Baltimore City Paper): It’s called “Ottobar” because the place was named after the owner’s cat at the time, Otto

Of course I observed May the 4th. It was my birthday.

If these people were influenced by Kendall Jenner to attend the event, they deserve their weekend in hell, as well as losing their case.

Okay, thanks for the info. I'm assuming we'll find out in the final episode of the season (I'm not there yet) or maybe in the next season, if there is one, though I can't imagine Netflix not renewing this since they pretty much renew everything, and "MST3K" is very popular.

I’m loving the new season so far, but I have a sincere question: What is Gypsy dropping off in the theater at the beginning of the movie and picking up at the end (while making wisecracks in-between)? It looks like a small suitcase, and as far as I know, no one makes mention of it at all throughout the show (so far;

Is there going to be a “Horrible Bosses” crossover event in this “Bad __” Cinematic Universe? I bet the outcome will be not good for all involved!

My love for Broadway + My love for Michael Moore x My hatred for Trump = I am so there.

God help me, but that alternate-reality film reel of Hillary getting elected actually made me tear up. Can I live in that world, please? Also, as an editor myself, I was (mentally) fist-pumping the air as well with the line, “Let’s hear it for the copyeditors!”

Phyk dhis.

"To alcohol! The cause of—and solution to—all of life's problems."

How I Met Your Motherboard

Jesus, Trump was right. These guys must be so tired of "winning."

Serious question, you guys: Does anyone know why their hit song is called "Clint Eastwood"? I've owned the album since it was released (bought it in their own stomping grounds of England actually while I was on vacation—sorry—"holiday") and loved the song, as well as most of the other songs on their debut, but I still

Kima Hamilton
My name is Kima Hamilton
And all I wanted to do was take a dump
But they said: “Just you wait. Just you waaaaiiiit.”

Seriously, what the hell is going on with air travel these days? Thank God I haven't had to fly in years.

The movie got a release date, gained the writer of “The Dark Knight Trilogy,” and lost McG as a director? Sounds to me like it took three steps forward, not one back.

Hasn't Jon from "Garfield" suffered enough?

"Nobody can use it no more. You sound stupid."
Yes, WE sound stupid.

I realize this is sad, but I actually like Coolio, Kid ‘n Play, Young MC, Tone Loc, Biz Markie, and Rob Base, in a totally un-ironic way (though I would argue the last four are more “I Love the ‘80s” since their biggest hits were in that earlier decade). Having said this, and despite seemingly being this cruise’s