Executive Order: All ties must end lower than your crotch

TAKE THAT, DICK FACE!

You made me remember why I liked "Horrible Bosses" so much, it showcases female-on-male sexual harassment and actually manages not to portray it as being ideal.

All I know is HAN SHOT FIRST, DAMMIT

I'm telling you broadcast TV is on the way out. It's only a matter of time before fans have had enough of this bullshit. Online viewing is the future.

Now I just wanna see Bomer and Pratt make out

"'TIS!" REPLIED AUNT HELLLLLLLLGA

IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE… NEXT SUNDAY AD… THERE WAS A GUY NAMED JOEL… NOT TOO DIFFERENT FROM YOU OR ME…

"optimism and levity are non-starters"

So he has to befriend a Japanese immigrant in order to be not racist, yet it's okay to nuke whole cities full of them?

It's like the reviewer wants us to watch it.

Playing golf, condemning sinners, all with your new hair!

Only an atheist deals in absolutes!

To be fair, that pizza is really good

Jon Stewart: "I have to go now, my planet needs me."

"Haven't you heard? Real is brown"

I was just gonna say we still haven't perfected the art of a good movie-based video game

Holy fuck, Rob Lowe played Nick? Of course it's been ages since I've seen the miniseries…

Joe Don Baker *is* Mittens!!!

Nothin' like a good ol' fashioned book burnin'