I'm assuming they are huddled in their bomb shelter/Trump bunker.

*pre-orders Wolfenstein 2*

We never should have pulled the commercials! We brought this on ourselves! Forgive us, Kendall!

Your Honor, clearly my client didn't touch her posterior due to the fact he has an unblemished hand and not a charred stump. My client you must clear, there be flames in that rear.

Super Protip: It only counts as one day if you start on a Friday and don't stop.

At a young age my family moved away from Wisconsin and while at my new school I asked where the bubbler was. I was given weird looks by the other kids and they eventually asked "Do you mean a water fountain?". I thought they were referring to the large water installation in the middle of the courtyard. When I…

I call upon you, Kinja! Grant us sweet release from this madness!

I went back and gave you another upvote before they become meaningless. Vive le meilleur score!

Good point. With multiple dragons threatening the kingdom, at least 12 liters of tears of Lys would be needed. With the exchange rate being what it is between Gold Honors and Gold Dragons, it would hardly be financially feasible at this time.

I've heard of getting tossed out of the car for not knowing to swallow, but this is ridiculous.

What about Barbara Walters? I always wondered if Hugh Downs and her smashed.

It just feels like a long time. When are you finally gunna move out of my living room!?!

Josh! You Goonie!

Port Washington doesn't look anything like that!

I'm gunna assume we won.

Did you try "password"?

Can we edit old commants if we find mistakes?

But that's what choosy moms choose.

Hey! This wallet I found only has a Dave & Buster's card with 78 cents in credit and a coupon for an oil change in it!

I've always felt bad for the actor who played Joffrey. There's no way I could meet him in person without feeling revulsion instinctively. People must give him dirty looks all the time.