*pulls off mask*

You can only watch people eat horse anuses so many times before it changes you at a fundamental level.

Ha! That's just what they sounds like, too!

Ha! That's just what they sounds like, too!

You can say that about most things.

Wait….that's how your junk normally looks?!?

Unless the aliens have container ships…the Achilles heel of our military.

Is this a semantics thing? Where does the extra money the government receives under your proposal come from? In your mind, is the extra money coming from the movie studio's pocket and not the actor being taxed? Is that your argument?

Ironically, the first song they played was (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction.

Deja vu. It's like Dubya all over again.

Are you talking about Ernie from Kinja?

What is this "real world" of which you speak?

The customer. Anytime a customer uses that phrase, that's the tip off they are high on meth and self-righteousness.

Wait, so Xenu is in this?

Like the Power Glove in The Wizard?

Their permits were for Saturday. The heavily armed, torch bearing marchers on Friday night had no such permits when they threatened students.

The idea is that if people get used to paying $10 for a month's worth of movies, they will start to feel that $10 for a single movie is a rip off. It's all about perceived value.

The good news is we have a secret colony on Mars.

Gawd damn Kardashians are breeding like rabbits…

It's not bait and switch. You just have to act fast before they go into the Disney Vault®!